Quote of the Day

Lisa the Simpson14

“Dear Log, Can it be true?  Do all Simpsons go through process of dumbening?  Wait, that’s not how you spell dumbening?  Wait, dumbening isn’t even a word.” – Lisa Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    8 March 2016 at 10:51 am

    “Dear log, I kissed a raccoon this Sunday… I still don’t know if he has feelings for me. He keeps coming to our front yard and going through our trash every night… Maybe he’s looking for something of mine? Oh he’s so sweet, I wish we could be married but Greenpeace surely won’t allow it!”

  2. 3 Mike Hunt
    8 March 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Lisa needs a spicy kielbasa in her fart-hole.

  3. 8 March 2016 at 3:08 pm

    Why not? It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

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