Quote of the Day

Bart's Dog Gets an F12

“I’ve suffered as much as anyone at the paws of this dog. But when I look into his vacant brown eyes, I just can’t bear to let him go.  I’m sure Mom agrees with me.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, I’m afraid I agree with your father.” – Marge Simpson
“You do? Ha ha ha ha!” – Homer Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor Dang
    10 March 2016 at 12:00 am

    Why so serious, boy?

  2. 2 Timmy O'Toole
    21 March 2016 at 12:07 pm

    Was I the only one who wanted to pinch Lisa’s cheeks whenever I see this episode?

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