Quote of the Day


“I’ve been waiting for you, Lisa.” – Fortune Teller
“How did you know my name?” – Lisa Simpson
“Your name tag.” – Fortune Teller

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    19 March 2016 at 11:45 am

    See, this is one of those lazy jokes from later seasons that I really despised. She didn’t have any name tag on her up until it’s made obvious, and there’s a huge fucking name tag right there, and then it’s gone again. Like Homer’s scars in many episodes. Or (the absence of) pockets on characters.
    I know cartoons don’t have to make 100% sense, but when you want to make a good joke, you don’t usually come up with something so outstanding for its setup.

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