Quote of the Day


“Our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.” – KBBL DJ
“Yes, hi, with all the suffering and injustice in the world, do you ever wonder if God really exists?” – Caller
“No.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Not for a second.” – Monsignor Kenneth Daly
Not at all.” – Rabbi Hymen Krustovsky
“Great.  Good conversation there.” – KBBL DJ

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Stan
    21 March 2016 at 9:47 am

    Ah, good religious satire there!
    Back when this show wasn’t afraid to laugh at religion.

  2. 21 March 2016 at 3:46 pm

    Monsignor Kenneth Daly looks like Superintendent Chalmers.

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