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Quote of the Day

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“I’m an ugmo!” – Lisa Simpson
“Now, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.” – Homer Simpson
“Fathers have to say that stuff.” – Lisa Simpson
“Dad, am I cute as a bug’s ear?” – Homer Simpson
“No, you’re homely as a mule’s butt!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 26 March 2016 at 8:40 pm

    The best part is Homer’s line that comes immediately after: “See?”

  2. 3 torbiecat
    3 April 2016 at 5:10 pm

    This exchange never fails to crack my mother up. But I always can’t help to wonder about the bug’s ear thing–weird figure of speech.


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