Quote of the Day


“Honestly, sir, you just don’t put the effort into your schemes that you used to.” – Mr. Smithers

11 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Cute... but evil
    8 April 2016 at 5:26 pm

    SCP-2560-J – Portal to the Plane of Infinite Puppies

  2. 10 NOT Dustin Hoffman
    9 April 2016 at 7:00 am

    This episode highlights just how amazing Mr Burns was as a character as well as how good Smithers was as the straight man (pun intended) to Burns’ excess, cruelty and insanity. x

  3. 11 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    9 April 2016 at 10:09 am

    “I could crush him like an ant, but it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I’ll bide my time until… oh, what the hell, I’ll just crush him like an ant.”

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