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Quote of the Day

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“Hello, what’s this? Wire hangers? Expired medicine? Old newspapers! Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house. Homer! You’re not listening!” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Conan O’Brien!


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 RaikoLives
    18 April 2016 at 9:54 am

    And yet Action Comics #1 and The Declaration of Independence are junk. Bless this man. “Strata-who-vious?”


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