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Quote of the Day

The Old Man and the C Student4

“Bart, how was your first day of forced volunteerism?” – Marge Simpson
“That place sucks. The nurses don’t let Grampa do anything. They practically chew his food for him.” – Bart Simpson
“Lucky stiff, I’m working my ass off here.” – Homer Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    25 April 2016 at 8:56 pm

    “and here I am [$DOING SOMETHING] like a sucker” is a line I use all the time.
    no one gets the joke, so all I get are crickets and stares…


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