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Quote of the Day

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“I’d like the phone book for Hokkaido Japan, please.” – Homer Simpson
“OK, here you go, the phone book for Hokkaido Japan.” – Librarian
“Thank you. May I please use your phone?” – Homer Simpson
“Is it a local call?” – Librarian
“….Yes.” – Homer Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Some Guy
    29 April 2016 at 1:50 pm

    I’ve always loved Homer’s glasses — how small they are, their shape, and how tiny they look compered to his big bulbous eyes. And I’ve never really noticed until recently how it’s never referenced or made into a joke (thankfully).


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