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The Twisted World of Marge Simpson18

“And then they gave me back my five hundred dollar investment and kicked me out of the club.” – Marge Simpson
“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, back up a bit, Marge. When are the pancakes coming in the mail?” – Homer Simpson

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  1. 1 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    29 May 2016 at 2:47 pm

    Yes. That 500$ who… appeared from nowhere… to a family who used a cat and a block of ice as a replacement for an air conditioner… and the husband has been fired several times… but suddendly they have the money…


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