“Now, Bart, do you really think you can win?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure, why not?” – Bart Simpson
“Woo-woo! Alright! I always knew you had personality! The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better!” – Homer Simpson
Archive for June, 2016
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Jun
16
Quote of the
29
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Now, Homer, Bart’s busy working on his science project.” – Marge Simpson
“You heard the lady, Homer. So please mow quietly: genius at work. . . . One o’clock, still just a potato.” – Bart Simpson
28
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“I wonder if he’s going to say anything about that horrible fish?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge, what’s the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion you didn’t even know how many eyes a fish had.” – Homer Simpson
27
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Open your eyes, Lisa. Our schools are so jam packed with immigrants, kids like Bart have lost the will to learn.” – Homer Simpson
“There’s no denying it, sis.” – Bart Simpson
26
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Springfield Gorge! Bart, you’ll be killed!” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I don’t know how to explain this, but I get the same thrill out of jumping over stuff that you do from . . . reading.” – Bart Simpson
25
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Lousy two-legged pants.” – Homer Simpson
24
Jun
16
Quote of the Day
“Uh, enjoy.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh. Still warm.” – Hugh Parkfield
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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