Archive for June, 2016

30
Jun
16

Quote of the

Lisa's Substitute12

“Now, Bart, do you really think you can win?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure, why not?” – Bart Simpson
“Woo-woo! Alright! I always knew you had personality! The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better!” – Homer Simpson

29
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

StillJustAPotato

“Now, Homer, Bart’s busy working on his science project.” – Marge Simpson
“You heard the lady, Homer. So please mow quietly: genius at work. . . . One o’clock, still just a potato.” – Bart Simpson

28
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish13

“I wonder if he’s going to say anything about that horrible fish?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge, what’s the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion you didn’t even know how many eyes a fish had.” – Homer Simpson

27
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Much Apu About Nothing15

“Open your eyes, Lisa. Our schools are so jam packed with immigrants, kids like Bart have lost the will to learn.” – Homer Simpson
“There’s no denying it, sis.” – Bart Simpson

26
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Bart the Daredevil16

“Springfield Gorge! Bart, you’ll be killed!” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I don’t know how to explain this, but I get the same thrill out of jumping over stuff that you do from . . . reading.” – Bart Simpson

25
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

TwoLeggedPants

“Lousy two-legged pants.” – Homer Simpson

24
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

StillWarm

“Uh, enjoy.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh. Still warm.” – Hugh Parkfield

23
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

RrefrigeratorPrivileges

“I love everything about the world of babysitting: the responsibility, the obligation, the pressure!” – Lisa Simpson
“And full refrigerator privileges!” – Janie
“That’s a trust, Janie. A sacred trust.” – Lisa Simpson

22
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Bart Sells His Soul16

“I could turn this joint into a place where you wouldn’t be ashamed to bring your family! Huh?” – Moe
“I’m not ashamed.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, put a coaster under that.” – Moe

21
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Bart, summer’s almost here. Which kind of sprinkler do you like? The one that goes like this…

MilhouseSprinkler1

Or the one that goes like this…

MilhouseSprinkler2

Oh, and there’s this one!” – Milhouse van Houten

MilhouseSprinkler3

20
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Two Bad Neighbors15

“It is a candy dish, Ned. Ninety dollars.” – Mrs. Glick
“Well, I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.” – Ned Flanders
“No! Just candy, Ned! Ninety dollars!” – Mrs. Glick

Happy Birthday, Tress MacNeille!

19
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

The Day the Violence Died13

“Roger Meyer’s junior’s in charge of the studio now. He’s a good man. Every Christmas he goes down to the pound and rescues one cat and one mouse and gives them to a hungry family.” – Bart Simpson

18
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Mr Lisa Goes to Washington10

“Oh, Marge, grow up.” – Homer Simpson

17
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

DaveShutton

“Yeah, Shutton here . . . now that’s a story!” – Dave Shutton

16
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

The Boy Who Knew Too Much13

“Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.” – Bart Simpson

15
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Dog of Death16

“What makes a man endanger his job and, yes, even his life, by asking me for money?” – C.M. Burns
“People like dogs, Mr. Burns.” – Mr. Smithers
“Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?” – C.M. Burns
“If you did it, sir?” – Mr. Smithers
“Exactly. You’d be fit to be tied.” – C.M. Burns

14
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

ReallyComingDown

“Homer, it’s really coming down. Could you check on the boys?” – Marge Simpson
“They’re fine.” – Homer Simpson

13
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

WorldsFirstConvenienceStore

“There she is, the world’s first convenience store!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“This isn’t very convenient.” – Homer Simpson
“Must you dump on everything we do?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Greg Daniels! 

12
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

NoneTheWiser

“I can see everything, and they’re none the wiser!” – Homer Simpson

11
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Wild Barts Can't Be Broken5

“Two hundred channels and nothing but cats.” – Jasper




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