Archive for June, 2016

30
Jun
16

Quote of the

Lisa's Substitute12

“Now, Bart, do you really think you can win?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure, why not?” – Bart Simpson
“Woo-woo! Alright! I always knew you had personality! The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better!” – Homer Simpson

29
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

StillJustAPotato

“Now, Homer, Bart’s busy working on his science project.” – Marge Simpson
“You heard the lady, Homer. So please mow quietly: genius at work. . . . One o’clock, still just a potato.” – Bart Simpson

28
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish13

“I wonder if he’s going to say anything about that horrible fish?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge, what’s the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion you didn’t even know how many eyes a fish had.” – Homer Simpson

27
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Much Apu About Nothing15

“Open your eyes, Lisa. Our schools are so jam packed with immigrants, kids like Bart have lost the will to learn.” – Homer Simpson
“There’s no denying it, sis.” – Bart Simpson

26
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

Bart the Daredevil16

“Springfield Gorge! Bart, you’ll be killed!” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I don’t know how to explain this, but I get the same thrill out of jumping over stuff that you do from . . . reading.” – Bart Simpson

25
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

TwoLeggedPants

“Lousy two-legged pants.” – Homer Simpson

24
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

StillWarm

“Uh, enjoy.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh. Still warm.” – Hugh Parkfield




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