Quote of the Day

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“Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, it’s like the time that your cat Snowball got run over, remember, honey?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah.” – Lisa Simpson
“What I’m saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.” – Homer Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    4 June 2016 at 12:43 pm

    This is a good example of Homer trying to be a supportive parent and non-intentionally failing so hard.

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