Quote of the Day

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“I could turn this joint into a place where you wouldn’t be ashamed to bring your family! Huh?” – Moe
“I’m not ashamed.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, put a coaster under that.” – Moe

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 frank
    22 June 2016 at 10:19 pm

    i don’t blame Moe.
    Babies poop everywhere and there’s no diaper out there that will hold everything

  2. 2 Dave2
    23 June 2016 at 1:10 pm

    If you like good food, good fun, and a….whole lotta crazy crap on the walls, come on down to Uncle Moe’s.

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