Quote of the Day


“Now, Homer, Bart’s busy working on his science project.” – Marge Simpson
“You heard the lady, Homer. So please mow quietly: genius at work. . . . One o’clock, still just a potato.” – Bart Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 frank
    29 June 2016 at 10:32 am

    I like how he spells potato the Dan Quale way

    • 1 July 2016 at 10:58 pm

      Two years before that incident, no less. So the joke is just that Bart’s not very bright, and it got even funnier later purely by chance.

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