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Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice17

“Aunt Gladys was right, there’s something missing in our lives.” – Selma Bouvier
“Don’t worry, we’ll get that barking dog record tomorrow.” – Patty Bouvier


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Gabbo
    23 July 2016 at 11:35 am

    Man that dog can sell anything.

  2. 2 Tipsy McStagger
    23 July 2016 at 6:19 pm

    “To my executor Lionel Hutz, I leave 50,000 dollars.”


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