Quote of the Day


“I tell you, I won’t live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!” – Shelbyville Manhattan
“Well, then, we’ll form our own town! Who will come and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless marsh I call root marm?” – Jebediah Springfield

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Gabbo
    31 July 2016 at 9:39 am

    This has always been one of my favorite moments, I crack up everytime. Everything about this moment is perfect. Shelbyville’s sleazy look in the first shot. Jebediah’s reaction “I..wha..what are you talking about” The incredibly dramatic build up to Shelbyville’s objection. Perfection.

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      1 August 2016 at 11:50 am

      Gets me every time too. Even though they only say half a dozen lines each, you can tell that there’s this whole story behind it, like they could’ve written an entire episode about this and instead just crammed it into a brief flashback.

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