Archive for July, 2016



25
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

And Maggie Makes Three20

“That new baby in your mother’s womb was a ticking time bomb threatening to blow this family eight ways from Sunday! . . . Hey, where are you going?” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, you can’t expect a person to sit for thirty minutes straight.” – Bart Simpson
“I’m gonna get a snack and maybe go to the bathroom.” – Lisa Simpson

24
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

The Mansion Family6

“It’s nothing serious. Just lay off the chili and you should be fine.” – Doctor

23
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Selma's Choice17

“Aunt Gladys was right, there’s something missing in our lives.” – Selma Bouvier
“Don’t worry, we’ll get that barking dog record tomorrow.” – Patty Bouvier

22
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

BradGoodmanInnerChild

“What made you yell out that remark? . . . You just wanted to express yourself, yes?” – Brad Goodman
“I do what I feel like.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s marvelous, I couldn’t have put it better myself. I do what I feel like. People, this young man here is the inner child I’ve been talking about.” – Brad Goodman
“What?” – Lisa Simpson

Happy birthday, Albert Brooks!

21
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Brush with Greatness14

“You’re so supportive. I wish every teacher was like you!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, please. I don’t take praise very well!” – Professor Lombardo

Happy birthday, Jon Lovitz!

20
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

KangarooLaugh

“What? Everybody loves my zoo. You don’t love my zoo? I dare you to look at a kangaroo and not laugh. I dare you!” – Larry Kidkill

So long, Garry Marshall.

19
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2j

“I had an idea, Chief. Why don’t we check out that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot?” – Eddie
“Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards?” – Chief Wiggum
“I’ll drive.” – Eddie




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