Quote of the Day


“Now, pair off as I draw your names. . . . Lenny and . . . Carl.” – Mr. Smithers
“Aw, nuts! . . . I mean, uh . . . ah  nuts.” – Carl

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 2 August 2016 at 9:21 am

    This episode isn’t one of my favorites, but Lenny and Carl are a highlight.

    “Did you hear that?”
    “Hmm…did I?”
    “I don’t know.”

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      2 August 2016 at 5:01 pm

      It wasn’t long after this that Lenny and Carl went from “work buddies” to whatever they are now, so I always appreciate this episode for that.

  2. 3 Gabbo
    2 August 2016 at 11:15 am

    The correct answer, was “You”.

  3. 4 Tipsy McStagger
    2 August 2016 at 4:43 pm

    “Don’t worry kids, this is a national park. We can have lots of fun.”

    “I’m afraid that’s no longer true, ma’am. Budget cutbacks have forced us to eliminate anything the least bit entertaining. Well, uh… see ya.”

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