Quote of the Day

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“This room is the most popular part of our tour.” – Box Factory Manager
“It’s just like the other rooms.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Yes, but with one important difference . . . Oh, we took that out. Yes, it is just like the other rooms.” – Box Factory Manager

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Gabbo
    3 August 2016 at 2:24 pm

    For some reason, I always assumed it was a water heater or some other common appliance. I mean, i’m sure that guy would think it was the coolest no-box related thing in the plant. Well, except for the line around his desk of course.

    • 2 Noah P
      3 August 2016 at 4:47 pm

      Well hey, it’s much better than that dumb TV studio nearby where they film Krusty The Clown and other non-box-related programs.

  2. 3 Dave2
    3 August 2016 at 3:37 pm

    We only make boxes to ship nails.

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