Quote of the Day


“I hope you enjoy your plaque, cheater!” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, I was going to give you the good sportsmanship award, but now I’m just going to be sick.” – Comptroller

Enjoy the Olympics, everyone! 

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Gabbo
    6 August 2016 at 11:08 am

    I can honestly say that this post red, white and blue me away…

  2. 2 Victor Dang
    7 August 2016 at 10:27 pm

    I like how you didn’t tag this post “Saddlesore Galactica”, as if you couldn’t bring yourself to associate this post with that piece of wretched garbage.

    (In all seriousness, I’m assuming this is just an accidental oversight, though. Oh and happy Olympics viewing to you, too!)

  3. 3 frank
    8 August 2016 at 10:44 pm

    at first i thought that was Martin, and I was like, what episode is that from?

  4. 4 Dick Steele
    10 August 2016 at 8:22 am

    “Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don’t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.”
    ―Bill Clinton

    “That’s a pretty lousy lesson”

    “Hey, I’m a pretty lousy president.”
    ―Bill Clinton

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