Quote of the Day

Deep Space Homer14

“Only one of you will be chosen to go into space, so the next few weeks will be a grueling series of tests to determine which one of you is most qualified.” – NASA Administrator
“Oh, and Mr. Gumble, for the duration of the training there’ll be no more beer.” – NASA Scientist
“What? Three whole weeks with only wine? I’ll go crazy!” – Barney Gumble

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Tipsy McStagger
    24 August 2016 at 8:21 am

    It begins…

  2. 2 Gabbo
    24 August 2016 at 11:20 am

    Meet me in that tree later and i’ll tell you more.

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