“Is this the one with the lazy sperm?” – C.M. Burns
“Mmm-hmm.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, Simpson! You big, virile son of a gun!” – C.M. Burns
Sorry for the late quote.
27
Aug
16
4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”
Comments are currently closed.
Sweatpants Elsewhere
charliesweatpants.com
(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)The Mob Has Spoken
 | Gabbo on Makeup Quote of the Day |
 | Ryan on Quote of the Day |
| Ryan on Quote of the Day |
 | Bojackfan82 on Quote of the Day |
| Gabbo on Quote of the Day |
| Anonymous on Quote of the Day |
| Ah Hee Hee Hee on Quote of the Day |
| Steamed Hams on Quote of the Day |
| Ryan on Quote of the Day |
 | TV Diner on Quote of the Day |
And for some reason, despite the unusual meeting and all the lawyers, Homer is still happy to sign the form as long as he gets a weak summary.
God, I love this episode.
All the Danny DeVito stuff is gold.
It’s a great Homer scene. He is so obviously getting screwed, yet he’s joyous because he’s getting a measly two grand.
I always lose my shit with the “First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence” ceremony. It’s one of the funniest scenes in the entire series.
“Webster’s dictionary defines excellence as the quality or condition of being excellent.”