Archive for August, 2016



12
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

HappyHour

“Edna, happy hour in the teacher’s lounge!” – Miss Hoover
“Just a sec!” – Mrs. Krabappel

11
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

RedCrayon

“Now, take out your red crayon.” – Miss Hoover
“Miss Hoover?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Yes, Ralph?” – Miss Hoover
“I don’t have a red crayon.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Why not?” – Miss Hoover
“I ate it.” – Ralph Wiggum

10
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Homer vs Patty & Selma17

“Alright, girls, today we learn the Dance of the Fairy Queens. You can either be a fairy or a queen. It’s wide open!” – Ballet Instructor

09
Aug
16

Season 28 Publicity Stunts Teased (No, You Shouldn’t Care)

Mid-Season

“It’s hard to believe someone that young could’ve risen to the rank of admiral.” – Marge Simpson

It’s August, which means that it’s time for the networks to show off their upcoming seasons to critics and advertisers. In addition to celebrating another meaningless milestone (600 episodes, 400+ of which are Zombie Simpsons), they’re going to have a two-part episode:

The animated Fox comedy will offer up an hourlong episode (including commercial time) that is a hip-hop homage to The Great Gatsby and features such guest voices as Taraji P. Henson and Keegan-Michael Key, the network announced at the TCA Summer Press Tour on Monday.

It’s going to be some kind of rap musical, which would’ve been awesome in 1996 and will undoubtedly be wince inducing when it’s broadcast in January of 2017. (Remember what happened the last time they did a cross-over with a music heavy FOX show? It wasn’t pretty.) Their other publicity stunt is to share Amy Schumer as a guest voice with Family Guy and Bob’s Burgers:

The comedian will guest-star on three animated Fox shows on Sept. 25, the network announced on Monday at the Television Critics Association’s Summer Press Tour. “She recorded all shows at once and they were very accommodating and they can pretty much record someone in any city,” Fox chief Dana Walden told reporters. “It was just very lucky and fortuitous. It was always designed for the same actor. That was our goal and what the shows anticipated, that there would be connective tissue throughout the night.”

The Inside Amy Schumer star will play different characters on Bob’s Burgers, The Simpsons, and Family Guy.

I’m not quite sure how to fully parse that. If “It was always designed for the same actor” doesn’t refer to a single character, then is the “It” there merely the publicity stunt of having one person on all three shows and they just happened to slot in Schumer? Either way: meh.

09
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show13

“I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.” – Marge Simpson

08
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious11

“Ooh, I can’t get enough of this blood pudding.” – Homer Simpson
“The secret ingredient is blood.” – Bart Simpson
“Blood? Eww. I’ll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you.” – Homer Simpson

07
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

StupidCopFromTV

“Well, if it isn’t that stupid cop from TV. . . . Ah, that got it.” – Chief Wiggum

06
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

SportsmanshipAward

“I hope you enjoy your plaque, cheater!” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, I was going to give you the good sportsmanship award, but now I’m just going to be sick.” – Comptroller

Enjoy the Olympics, everyone! 

05
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Bart's Comet15

“Dear God!” – Warren the Astronomer
“Warren, we’ve talked about you hogging the eye piece.” – Lady Astronomer

04
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

RubAuntPattysFeet

“C’mon, kids, it’s time to rub Aunt Patty’s feet!” – Selma Bouvier

03
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Bart Gets Famous17

“This room is the most popular part of our tour.” – Box Factory Manager
“It’s just like the other rooms.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Yes, but with one important difference . . . Oh, we took that out. Yes, it is just like the other rooms.” – Box Factory Manager

02
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

AhNuts

“Now, pair off as I draw your names. . . . Lenny and . . . Carl.” – Mr. Smithers
“Aw, nuts! . . . I mean, uh . . . ah  nuts.” – Carl

01
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Brother From the Same Planet19

“Lisa, I know I can trust you to inventory this glee club peanut brittle.” – Principal Skinner
“Yes, Principal Skinner.” – Lisa Simpson
“Now, I’ve got to slash forty percent out of the budget. . . . Science . . . Ah, music and art.” – Principal Skinner




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