Archive for September, 2016

30
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, fellas, I’m back!” – Homer Simpson
“Aw, that’s great. Your replacement was getting tired. Hey, Queenie, you can go now.” – Carl
“I’ll give her a good home. . . . And I did.” – Homer Simpson

29
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Look, if I was under seventeen, I’d be in school, right?” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Enjoy Boobarama, sir.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen

28
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“My name is Armin! This is Armin’s apartment, Armin’s liquor, Armin’s copy of Swank, Armin’s frozen peas.” – Armin Tamzarian
“Can I see your copy of Swank, Armin.” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, you can.” – Armin Tamzarian

27
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Let’s just give them the stupid movie.” – Mel Gibson
“Movie’s aren’t stupid! They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies.” – Homer Simpson

26
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Congressman, this is Springfield National Forest. Now, basically what we want to do is cut her down!” – Jerry the Lobbyist
“Huh.” – Congressman Bob Arnold
“As you can see in our artist’s rendition, it’s full of old growth, just aging and festering away. . . . In comes our logging company to thin out the clutter. It’s all part of nature’s, you know, cycle.” – Jerry the Lobbyist

25
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Marge, you’re standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!” – Homer Simpson
“Your boyhood dream was to eat the world’s biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember?” – Marge Simpson

24
Sep
16

Bonus Quote of the Day

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“Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?” – Hollywood Producer
“Nothing, nothing, only the city has just passed another tax on, uh, puffy directing pants.” – Mayor Quimby
“But I don’t wear puffy pants!” – Hollywood Director
“I meant a tax on not wearing puffy pants.” – Mayor Quimby
“Oy.” – Hollywood Producer
“I’m sorry.” – Mayor Quimby

Happy Birthday Brad Bird!

24
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hi! I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun, and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer.” – Troy McClure

Phil Hartman would’ve been sixty-eight today. Happy birthday, Phil.

23
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man…” – Principal Skinner
“Radioactive Man, stupid!” – Nelson Muntz
“…strange, I shouldn’t have been able to hear that.” – Principal Skinner

22
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Ah, my gym shorts.” – Bart Simpson

21
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Mom, are those rabbits dead?” – Lisa Simpson
“No. No, Lisa, they’re just sleeping . . . upside down . . . and inside out.” – Marge Simpson

20
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“From this day forward: I am an inventor!” – Homer Simpson
“Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants.” – Sarcastic Guy

19
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Forget it, pal. There’s only one way out of here and it ain’t pretty.” – Not Jack Nicholson
“What’s that?” – Homer Simpson
“Dating the nurse.” – Not Jack Nicholson

18
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.” – Homer Simpson
“You stupid, ha ha ha…” – TV
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday David Mirkin!

17
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Mr. Burns! What have I done?” – Mr. Smithers

16
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“But I mean more like inflatable furniture, or Last Supper TV trays, or even this bowling shirt. Can you believe somebody gave this to Goodwill?” – John

15
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, sing us a song!” – Lisa Simpson
“I’ve been singing you songs all day! I’m not a bloody jukebox!” – Shary Bobbins

14
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“We’re too late!” – Marge Simpson
“I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.” – Sebastian Cobb

13
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“How was detention today, dear?” – Marge Simpson
“Not bad. I’m starting to get the hang of the floor waxer.” – Bart Simpson

12
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“I buy one lottery ticket a week with the girls at the hair salon. We each play our birthday and that’s enough excitement for me.” – Marge Simpson
“You don’t understand, Marge. The lottery is the one ray of hope in my otherwise unbearable life! . . . Uh, the lottery and you.” – Homer Simpson




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