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Quote of the Day

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“At first I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“You’re selling what now?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m selling only the concept of karmic realignment.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!” – Homer Simpson
“He’s got me there.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Gabbo
    9 September 2016 at 11:20 am

    Simpsons has taught me alot about this world we live in. Duff taught me how to deal with feminists, Cory taught me how to deal with unreasonable deans and also words that rhyme with Cory. I learned how america was formed thanks to the stonecutters. But most importantly I learned how lame us white guys are when we’re driving.


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