Quote of the Day


“We’re too late!” – Marge Simpson
“I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.” – Sebastian Cobb

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 14 September 2016 at 7:48 pm

    To this day, I still think this is one of the funniest cheats in TV writing history. Characters always arrive just too late to stop a disaster when it’s convenient to move the plot forward – I love that they handwaved it away here with the dumbest, most mundane explanation possible.

  2. 15 September 2016 at 1:11 pm

    This is one of my all-time favorite quotes from the series.

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