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Quote of the Day

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“Marge, you’re standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!” – Homer Simpson
“Your boyhood dream was to eat the world’s biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember?” – Marge Simpson


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 ecco6t9
    25 September 2016 at 9:54 pm

    Oh boy Season 28…

    • 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      26 September 2016 at 2:04 pm

      Dunno why but your comment reminded me of this scene from “Lisa the Simpson”:

      -Announcer : “Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 has been canceled. While we scramble to find new programming please enjoy this encore presentation of Princess Di’s funeral.”
      -Marge: “I was really starting to enjoy Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644. I’ve never heard so many Viagra jokes in 30 seconds.”

      • 3 Bleeding Gums Murphy
        26 September 2016 at 2:06 pm

        Jeez, I mean “They Saved Lisa’s Brain”. Somewhat similar initial setup (Lisa’s intelligence vs the world) so it confused me.


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