“Oh, Smithers, I was wrong to play God! Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with. Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet.” – C.M. Burns
“Sir, his family might appreciate it if you returned the brain to his body.” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, come on! It’s 11:45!” – C.M. Burns
Archive for October, 2016
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
“Okay, everybody, let’s see some big smiles! Just relax and let the hooks do their work.” – Ned Flanders
“What the hell are you smiling at?” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Now, kids, instead of candy I thought I’d serve an array of healthy, fresh fruits.” – Marge Simpson
“Ohhh.” – Kids
“Fruit is nature’s candy.” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“It’s some sort of hideous monster. . . . Aww, isn’t that cute? He’s trying to claw my eyes out.” – Ned Flanders
Quote of the Day
“Uh, Mr. President, sir? People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands.” – Not George Stephanopoulos
“We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.” – Kang
Quote of the Day
“But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds! . . . Oh, I’ve wasted my life.” – Comic Book Guy
Quote of the Day
“We offered you paradise. You would’ve experienced emotions a hundred times greater than what you call love, and a thousand times greater than what you call fun. You would’ve been treated like gods, and lived forever in beauty. But, now, because of your distrustful nature, that can never be.” – Kang
“For a superior race they really rub it in.” – Marge Simpson
The Mob Has Spoken