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Quote of the Day

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“Basic ceremony’s twenty bucks, here’s your license. Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding’s on the house!” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist
“Hey, this marriage is gonna last forever!” – Homer Simpson
“Haha, no matter how many times I hear that, it always makes me laugh.” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist

Doris Grau would’ve been 92 today. Happy birthday.


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 The Artist Formerly Known As Bleeding Gums Murphy
    12 October 2016 at 8:51 am

    More testicles means more iron!

  2. 2 Tipsy McStagger
    12 October 2016 at 9:16 am

    “There certainly are a lot of stains on the ceiling.”

  3. 3 Lucy Richelieu
    14 October 2016 at 2:30 pm

    I thought Tress MacNeille was the voice of that lady. Learn something new every day. Oh, and my favorite Doris Grau quote is: “There’s very little meat in these gym mats”


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