Quote of the Day


“I did always want to go to college. But fate stood in the way.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, sign this application and you’re a shoe in.” – Guidance Counselor
“That dog has somebody’s ham! This I gotta see!” – High School Homer

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 16 October 2016 at 10:51 am

    I forget which DVD commentary it was, but Matt Groening says this is his least favorite kind of Simpsons joke, where Homer gets randomly distracted by animals and then blissfully runs away from whatever he’s doing. He never liked it when Homer got pushed into too-dumb-to-live territory.

    Man, I wish he was still in the writers’ room. He’s described himself as “the schoolmarm” who kept the writers grounded and focused in the classic era, and there hasn’t been anyone like that on the show for a long time.

  2. 4 Sarah J
    18 October 2016 at 10:16 am

    My parents had to wrestle a ham from my dog. Classic Simpsons was so relatable.

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