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Quote of the Day

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“But I’m sure that once girls get to know the real you, you’ll get plenty of dates. Next question.” – Lucy Lawless


7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    20 October 2016 at 9:27 am

    I told you, I’m not Xena! I’m Lucy Lawless.

  2. 2 Kiler Meteor
    20 October 2016 at 8:23 pm

    I never noticed Smithers was there before.

    • 3 Anonymous
      21 October 2016 at 2:33 am

      Me neither. Maybe he idolizes Xena the way some men idolize Cher. Certainly a better pick, IMO.

      • 4 Sarah J
        22 October 2016 at 5:09 pm

        Xena has a pretty decent LGBT following, so Smithers being there might be a subtle reference to that.

  3. 5 Kiler Meteor
    21 October 2016 at 7:33 am

    I think they just went for all the dudes with glasses!

  4. 7 Sarah J
    22 October 2016 at 5:09 pm

    Heh, I always loved this one.

    “Xena can’t fly!”
    “I told you, I’m not Xena, I’m Lucy Lawless.”


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