Quote of the Day


“The chair? Oh, how come they only do crucifixions during sweeps?” – Homer Simpson
“Snake played lacrosse at Ball State University.” – World’s Deadliest Executions Announcer

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    22 October 2016 at 4:30 pm

    I wonder if he played with a guy named Sterling…

  2. 2 Anne Onymous
    24 October 2016 at 1:40 am

    Aren’t those the showgirls from the Maison Derriere episode?

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