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Quote of the Day

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“Help! Please help me!” – Groundskeeper Willie
“Willie, please, Mr. van Houten has the floor.” – Principal Skinner
“I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance, so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don’t like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.” – Kirk van Houten


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    25 October 2016 at 1:28 pm

    I love when he sweeps up his own ashes.


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