Quote of the Day


“I’ve given out my share of bad reviews.” – Homer Simpson
“The only bad review you gave was to a slice of pizza you found under the couch.” – Daphne Beaumont
“It lost some points cause it had a Hot Wheel on it.” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    24 October 2016 at 8:31 am


  2. 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    24 October 2016 at 2:23 pm

    It is just me or this is a kinda bad QotD?

    Homer: [says something]
    Daphne: [contradicts Homer, semi joke-free setup for Homer’s next line]
    Homer: [weak punchline]

    Oh well, never been a fan of someone being instantly contradicted in comedies.

  3. 3 Anonymous
    24 October 2016 at 5:05 pm

    Honestly, I’d say this is one of the better ideas for a Homer-gets-a-new-job episode, because “food critic” is something that Homer would naturally strive for, as opposed to being a spring salesman. The incompetence also flows pretty naturally, because Homer has low standards. Still, problem is, it mostly ends up being the same joke over and over: Homer gives a good review to everything.

    It’d be funnier if they went the opposite direction. Say, Homer earned his reputation as a food critic because he finds the usual fancy foods (caviar, for instance) to be disgusting, meaning “He gave a bad review to a five-star restaurant! He’s the hardest customer in Springfield!” And you could get a joke about him ordering a cheeseburger at a French fine dining establishment, which he does because he doesn’t recognize anything on the menu, but they believe to be him playing mindgames by deliberately ordering an easy-to-prepare meal. Then the plot comes to a quick resolution when he gives a positive review to the local Krustyburger, and promptly torpedoes his reputation.

    I dunno. It’s just hard to believe that somebody would get hired for doing positive reviews, especially today, when there’s practically entire subcultures based around the opposite.

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