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Quote of the Day

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“We offered you paradise. You would’ve experienced emotions a hundred times greater than what you call love, and a thousand times greater than what you call fun. You would’ve been treated like gods, and lived forever in beauty. But, now, because of your distrustful nature, that can never be.” – Kang
“For a superior race they really rub it in.” – Marge Simpson


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Dave2
    25 October 2016 at 8:19 pm

    The gag with the tractor beams and Homer needing an extra one as his weight was pulling the flying saucer down is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    Gotta love how he just lies back and enjoys his burger all the while.

    • 2 Anonymous.
      29 October 2016 at 11:14 am

      Of course he does. You can’t let a good burger to to waste just because you’re being abducted by aliens.


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