“Oh, this is wonderful! You’re alive!” – Homer Simpson
“No thanks to you, Homer!” – Bart Simpson
“Why you little…!” – Homer Simpson
“Now, Homer, please, the boy’s just had a very serious operation.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, right.” – Homer Simpson
Archive for November, 2016
30
Nov
16
Quote of the Day
29
Nov
16
Quote of the Day
“Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot!” – Bart Simpson
“Avert your eyes, children! He may take on another form!” -Springfield Christian School Teacher
27
Nov
16
Quote of the Day
“There are only forty-nine stars on that flag.” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
26
Nov
16
Quote of the Day
“Air show? Buzz cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whiz jets to the strains of ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’? What kind of country fried rube is still impressed by that?” – Sideshow Bob
The Mob Has Spoken