“Oh, this is wonderful! You’re alive!” – Homer Simpson
“No thanks to you, Homer!” – Bart Simpson
“Why you little…!” – Homer Simpson
“Now, Homer, please, the boy’s just had a very serious operation.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, right.” – Homer Simpson
Archive for November, 2016
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Nov
16
Quote of the Day
29
Nov
16
Quote of the Day
“Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot!” – Bart Simpson
“Avert your eyes, children! He may take on another form!” -Springfield Christian School Teacher
28
Nov
16
Quote of the Day
“Let me in! Someone’s trying to kill me! Sweet, merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Who is it?” – Homer Simpson
“It’s Grampa, and it sounds like he’s gotten into the horseradish again.” – Marge Simpson
27
Nov
16
Quote of the Day
“There are only forty-nine stars on that flag.” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
26
Nov
16
Quote of the Day
“Air show? Buzz cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whiz jets to the strains of ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’? What kind of country fried rube is still impressed by that?” – Sideshow Bob
25
Nov
16
Quote of the Day
“You mean there’s nothing left to clean?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, there are rocks. Thousands and thousands of rocks.” – Oil Cleanup Hippie
“I’ve got rocks that need washing at home.” – Marge Simpson
24
Nov
16
Quote of the Day
“We’d like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family’s experienced, well, not today. You saw what happened! Oh, Lord, be honest: are we the most pathetic family in the universe or what?” – Homer Simpson
“Amen.” – The Simpsons
“Worst prayer yet.” – Selma Bouvier
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