Quote of the Day


“Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?” – Bart Simpson
“You just answered your own question with that commode mouth! Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to love your fellow man.” – Marge Simpson
“And with flaming swords, the Aramites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men, and did feast on what flowed forth.” – Reverend Lovejoy

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave2
    6 November 2016 at 12:06 pm

    that bit when flanders is choir singing.

    “wow……there IS a God…..”

  2. 2 Anonymous
    6 November 2016 at 1:46 pm

    Even back when I was still a church-goer, I loved that part. Pretty accurate.

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