Quote of the Day


“Now then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us. If we hope to defeat this Joe Quimby, we need a candidate with name recognition and media savvy, a true leader who will do exactly as he’s told.” – C.M. Burns
“Monty, I’m way ahead of you. If you’ll just open that door you’ll see the next mayor of Springfield.” – Birch Barlow

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Gabbo
    8 November 2016 at 11:00 am

    You might not understand him, but dammit he’s head and sholders above our 2 options.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    8 November 2016 at 4:30 pm

    Funny, I just watched this last night.

  3. 8 November 2016 at 4:37 pm

    The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!

    Yep, I’d take the water cooler though, over our current choices.

  4. 4 Anonymous
    9 November 2016 at 2:40 am

    This is me right now.


  5. 5 Stan
    9 November 2016 at 11:15 pm

    You guys are all sick. Don’t write comments I don’t understand. Just laugh. Like, there’a vampire sitting there with the others, some guys or whatever. I dunno, I first saw it when I was 13, my English wasn’t good back then, but there was a vampire just sitting there so that was funny.

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