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Quote of the Day

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“Well, if God didn’t make little green apples, it’s Homer Simpson! How long have you been here?” – Ned Flanders
“Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh-hoho, sucking down the cider, huh? Hey, word to the wise: season pass. Pays for itself after the sixteenth visit.” – Ned Flanders


19 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Richard
    17 November 2016 at 1:04 pm

    When I was younger I never got this part of the episode. In the UK, cider always refers to the alcoholic apple drink, I didn’t undesrtand why homer wasn’t enjoying it getting drunk

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      18 November 2016 at 9:56 am

      I can see where that would be confusing. It’s not just that the cider is non-alcoholic, cider mills tend to be the kind of very family friendly places that Homer would just loathe.

  2. 3 Anonymous
    17 November 2016 at 4:36 pm

    “Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.” What it feels like watching Zombie Simpsons.

    • 4 dickcheese
      21 November 2016 at 12:55 am

      That’s how it felt about 10 years ago. Today, watching this show actually awards you with the “Sat through the whole thing and patiently waited for commercials” achievement.

  3. 5 Tipsy McStagger
    17 November 2016 at 6:50 pm

    Note the John Swartzwelder in-joke.

  4. 14 Sarah J
    17 November 2016 at 11:41 pm

    Never noticed the No. 00001 bit. That’s a nice, funny detail. That’s one of the great things about classic Simpsons, they always have little gags that you might not see the first time. Makes repeat viewings even more enjoyable.


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