Quote of the Day


“When I say ‘Put your beer on a coaster’, I mean it!” – Moe
“You call that a knife? This is a knife! . . . Whoa, down I go.” – Hans Moleman

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 dickcheese
    21 November 2016 at 12:52 am

    A quote from back then, when Moleman was (secretly) a badass.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    21 November 2016 at 1:01 pm

    I need to watch the DVDs more.

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