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Quote of the Day

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“So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr. AJP Martin.” – Martin Prince
“Brilliant, Martin! Brilliant! Once again you’ve wrecked the grading curve. I pity the poor student who has to follow you. Bart Simpson, you’re next.” – Mrs. Krabappel


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Dave2
    21 November 2016 at 1:45 pm

    “HELLO ST. LOUIS!!”

    “That’s Springfield, Steven.”

    “Uh, yeah, right.”

  2. 2 Tipsy McStagger
    21 November 2016 at 3:45 pm

    “According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love?! Who’s been screwing with this thing?”


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