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Quote of the Day

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“There are only forty-nine stars on that flag.” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Gabbo
    27 November 2016 at 2:59 pm

    Im always amazed how it only takes Marge a half second glance to notice that there are only 49 stars.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    28 November 2016 at 9:53 am

    Actually, there are only 38 stars. (Yes, I counted.)

    What other states doesn’t Grampa acknowledge?

    • 3 Charlie Sweatpants
      28 November 2016 at 10:41 pm

      Hmm, I could see him maybe hating the Mexican-American War so much that he doesn’t think we should have any of those states. That’s gotta be like ten states, and I could easily see him holding a grudge against the Polk Administration. Though he’d probably get it confused with some other war.


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