Quote of the Day


“Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot!” – Bart Simpson
“Avert your eyes, children! He may take on another form!” -Springfield Christian School Teacher

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Victor D
    30 November 2016 at 1:18 am

    This was always one of my favorite jokes as a kid (mostly due to the rhyme), but when rewatching this, I just love how the Christian teacher and his students just shake their fists at Bart as Marge is speeding away.

  2. 30 November 2016 at 11:44 am

    That kid with the freckles… what a friggin’ funny drawing.

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