Archive for December, 2016

31
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“An automatic garage door opener makes you feel like you’re working in a futuristic wonder world.” – Frank Ormand

30
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Lisa, honey, if it’ll make you feel any better, I’ll destroy something Bart loves.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey!” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t worry, son, if that bothers you I’ll destroy something Maggie loves.” – Homer Simpson

29
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hope you like it, neighbor! We didn’t have the best tools or all the know how, but we did have a wheelbarrow full of love.” – Homer Simpson
“And a cement mixer full of hope and some cement.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

28
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

 

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“You’re as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.” – Homer Simpson

Goodbye, Carrie Fisher. We love you and you knew it.

 

27
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“I can’t get enough of the Babysitter Twins! They arrested the counterfeiters, rescued the President, and made four dollars!” – Janie

If you enjoy thrillers and mysteries (especially ones that have sexy results!), check out my good friend Liz Heiter’s latest novel, “Stalked“. Out today wherever fine books are sold (including Amazon which has it for $8 as a paperback or $6 on Kindle).

26
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, why don’t I apply at the nuclear power plant? I hear they pay pretty well.” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t know. I heard radiation can make you sterile.” – Marge Simpson
“Pfft, now you tell me.” – Homer Simpson

25
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“The fifth grade will now favor us with a scene from Charles Dickens ‘A Christmas Carol’.” – Principal Skinner
“Oh, how many grades does this school have?” – Homer Simpson

Merry Annual Gift Day, everybody!




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