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Quote of the Day

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“Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight! Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli.” – Bart Simpson


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 acreatureididnotknow
    16 December 2016 at 9:34 am

    I always loved the absurdity of a celebrity agreeing to do any public appearance while pretending they’re their own impersonator.

    (Having said that, when I first saw this I didn’t know who Liza Minelli was.)

  2. 2 Dave2
    16 December 2016 at 4:48 pm

    “Cloves, Tom Collins mix, Frozen pie crust….”

    Yummers.


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