Quote of the Day


“Hey, tomorrow night, how about making some of your patented pork chops?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure! . . . Oh, dear, I can’t. I’ve got three protest rallies tomorrow.” – Marge Simpson
“Twenty million women in the world and I had to marry Jane Fonda.” – Homer Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

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    21 December 2016 at 9:15 am

    homers a real dick here. but “20 million women in the world” is kinda funny

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