Quote of the Day


“I’m sorry, I can’t divulge information about that customer’s secret, illegal account. . . . Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said he was a customer. . . . Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said it was a secret. . . . Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said it was illegal. . . . Ah, it’s too hot today.” – Cayman Islands Offshore Banker

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    22 December 2016 at 10:49 am

    I have always enjoyed this line.

  2. 2 Dave2
    23 December 2016 at 11:57 am

    Love how the feds bust into Krusty’s apartment, and he thinks it’s about the legallity of the purchase of his pan-popcorn.

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