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Quote of the Day

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“Ninety seconds to core meltdown.” – SNPP Computer Voice
“Sir, there may never be another time to say: I love you, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moments on Earth socially awkward!” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday, Harry Shearer!


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    24 December 2016 at 12:57 am

    Luckily for Burns, and us, he can be fairly senile and quick to forget things, so we were treated to more of his continued obliviousness about Smithers, even after this confession.

    I’d rather not dwell on all the crap Zombie Simpsons has put these two through, and that’s just from stuff I’ve heard about here.


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