Archive for January, 2017

31
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Well, where to now, Romeo?” – Limo Driver
“Inspiration Point.” – Homer Simpson
“Ooh, okay, but I’m only paid to drive.” – Limo Driver

30
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“I’ve never heard of these Movementarians. Are they some kind of church?” – Marge Simpson
“Who cares what it is? The point is these are some decent, generous people that I can take advantage of.” – Homer Simpson

30
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“So, this is okay, isn’t it? I mean, everybody does it, right?” – Homer Simpson
“What? Oh, hey, if you’re having second thoughts, just read this pamphlet.” – Crooked Cable Guy

29
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, pew, what were you drinking, gasoline?” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, I was drinking gasoline, mother.” – Kursty the Klown

28
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“I don’t know who to love more, my son Joshua who’s captain of the football team, or my daughter Amber who got the lead in the school play. Usually I use their grades as a tie breaker. But they both got straight ‘A’s this term, so, what’s a mother to do?” – Humble Brag Mom
“Well, I sense greatness in my family.” – Marge Simpson
“Your family?” – Skeptical Mom
“Well, it’s a greatness that others can’t see. But it’s there. And if it’s not true greatness we have, we’re at least average. . . . I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think there’s a little al-key-hol in this punch.” – Marge Simpson

27
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Cool, what’s that?” – Bart Simpson
“My very own idea for a comic book, little man! It’s about a dude who drives a school bus by day, but by night fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone!” – Otto

26
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe! Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys! And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!” – Homer Simpson




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