Quote of the Day


“Lis, check it out: Time for Chili!” – Bart Simpson
“I saw it, Bart.” – Lisa Simpson
“You’re just mad cause there’s no clock in your hat.” – Bart Simpson
“What hat?” – Lisa Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 frank
    5 January 2017 at 10:18 am

    Huh, I never saw this joke – I wonder if it was cut during syndication.
    It’s a good example of a child taking on some characteristics of a parent – I see this as something Homer would say

    • 2 Victor Dang
      5 January 2017 at 1:07 pm

      Too many good jokes were cut for the sakes of syndication, but the one that always stands out in my mind is in “Bart the Elephant” when Stampy is marching through the Republican and Democratic National Conventions. I had no idea about this joke until I actually saw the original broadcast, and I was both elated and pissed at the same time when I finally saw it, mainly because I thought it was the funniest joke in the episode! I would’ve rather had them cut the peanut factory scene instead.

      • 3 Charlie Sweatpants
        5 January 2017 at 2:05 pm

        The one I always notice is Bob walking with the bomb in the wheelbarrow. The syndication cut removes him hitting that rock and almost dropping it.

  2. 4 Rob
    5 January 2017 at 11:36 am

    This baby’s wasted on an idiot like you. Where’s Homer?

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